Oh but wait...the conversation this afternoon with Niccy would probably amuse you. Just enough to make ur eyes stick to the screen for the next 5-10 minutes. :D
Niccy and I came on the topic of Brazillian bikini body waxing. Sounds painful doesn't it? I reckon it is. Just watchiing ANTM participants in Season 1 yelling each time the strip gets RIPPED off their back was already quite an eyesore/ earsore...imagining that happening on your own body and skin ...OUCHSCREAMYELLSTOMPKICK man. I guess I won't die... but yeah, that whole load of noise might actually come from me.
A painful process... But...we still wanna go. Need some balls to go lah. Oh bosshhhh..not balls...guts. xD
Nic's got mates who actually go regularly. They just casually go " I'm gettin my Brazilian after sch. wanna come over later? "
DAGNABBIT. They sound so immune to the rip-off-ur-skin-pain. They must be packaged with blardy thick skin, or they have a complete lack of pain receptors!!!
If we M'sians were to tell them we've never gone for a brazillion wax, or we wax once in a pink moon or let alone don't wax at all...They'd probably picture us locals as ORANGWOOTANS in their minds. Hoo boy, that won't be a pretty picture.
Hello. The name's Orange-utan, Hairy Orange-utan. Malaysia datang-lah.
Oh according to Nic, some tv show in Aussie talked about the bush. Hmm... interesting wacko tv shows they've got over there. ANYWAY, The bush there is apparently called merkins.
Merlin's beard! It has a name!?! "My bush is called merkins" "Ur bush has a name?!?"
So jiakun weihhh.
Oh oh oh!!! Here's something to educate you.
If anyone ever mentions a teabag treat...PLEASE OH PRETTY PLEASE don't think you're gonna get a nice cup of English tea & honey. Coz the hell you aren't!
Nicole didn't know. I didn't either. We both thought we were jiakuns upside down & inside out.
So what IS a teabag?
Let me shed some light on your dim little brain lamp.
Apparently it goes lyk this. Step 1: Nail guy A down so he can't budge or do anything. Step 2: Another guy, guy B will approach the poor nailed down guy. Step 3: Guy B then sticks his little brother BALLS . as in literally the two lil balls in that scrotum of the male`s sex organ , in poor guy A's mouth.
TOO MUCH BALLS people.
If you lyk, you may pass this piece of vital information on to whoever you please, just as Nic took the initiative to pass on to me after her mates did the same.
p.s: You DID NOT hear/ read this from me. rarr.
lyk a forced man on man blow ew can you imagine . EW all wrinkly and EW oh daYMNNN....i needa go wash my eyes.and brains. rinse it out the image of it is lyk stuck!!LOOLLS . ewwwwwwwwwget it out get it out !
Now if you would excuse me... Someone pass me the scrubbing brush! oh Bleargh.
So, dear readers...feeling more educated? I don't think it's everyday we get such informative entries do we? :)
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Hello. The name's Orange-utan, Hairy Orange-utan.